Les' First Hate Mail

Les,

I just want you to know that because you changed your mind the day before the shoot, leaving me no time to get another camera, my film is now dead. My villain is out of town until September, and my protagonist is not available after August, and won't let me replace the villain. So, even if I buy/rent another one now, it won't do me any good because I've lost my two most important actors. And it's your fault.

And why? Because I protested the fact that you were being simply unreasonable, and reminded you that your attitude wasn't as justified as it seemed to you because I've given so much to your projects in the past. Sure, you were doing me a favor; but it's not like I've never done you one, so it doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. But you don't care about things like that, do you? No, of course not, because you're a low person, lacking in character, who's never going to amount to shit. Deep down you know it's true, don't you? Sure you do. Ingratitude is an ugly quality, Les, and you possess it in abundance.

You may now add me to the long list of people who despise you. And if I ever get the chance to get you back for this, I will; and without remorse. Life is long, Les; and I'm going to go farther in this industy than you, not only because I'm far more talented, but also because I'm willing to move to L.A. and I'm not a paranoid, mentally unstable, disloyal...person like you. I will probably get my chance, eventually, and you'll remember this, then. Personally, I can't wait to teach you a lesson.

[August 2008, Name Withheld]