Poets and Madmen: Filmmaker Quotes I Can Relate To

Making a movie can be a daunting task, even if you have a lot of money; something I've always had very little of when making my movies. I've been lucky to even have a few grips to help me tote the equipment from the grip truck, or more often the trunk of my car. I couldn't imagine making a movie and actually having the luxury of even a crew! For me, it's always been lean and mean, on the cheap, with plenty of people sniggering from the sidelines. Each time I tell myself the next one will be better and easier. Better? Maybe... easier... I doubt it.

Which brings me to the quotes by filmmakers I have gleaned from various publications. I've ran across some clever statements by movie makers. Some are quite amusing, others are very inspiring. The following are some I just put together on the spur of the moment. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.

"I've always used a sporting analogy to describe [making movies]. You're a runner and you're just about to run the big race, and they come in and beat the fucking shit out of you and then they say, 'Okay, go win the race.' You get the shit beat out of you right before you're supposed to go perform your best. And it happens most of the time. 'We have our bets on you, never mind we just broke your fucking legs.' But it wouldn't be making a movie if it were easy. It should be a struggle. Otherwise, you're coasting."
Tim Burton, Director
Esquire Magazine, January 2008

“Tell your friend he’s getting fucked in the ass, and if he would stop squirming it wouldn’t hurt so much.”
James Cameron
(A message he once told a Fox producer to deliver to an executive at the studio)
New Yorker Magazine
October 2009

“I want you to know one thing—once we embark on this adventure and I start to make this movie, the only way you’ll be able to stop me is to kill me.”
James Cameron
(to Leonard Goldberg, then the president of Fox, on the movie, The Abyss)
New Yorker Magazine
October 2009

The worst thing that can happen to a filmmaker is to have doubt. Filmmakers need to feel the wind behind them. You have to be a pirate ship captain. Filmmaking is like hitting different ports. We don’t belong to any flag. And you need confidence to do that.
Oliver Stone
Movieline Magazine
Interview by Lawrence Grobel
November 1997